It’s right there on the front page of our newspaper.
Santa gets a look from Trixie the poodle while…
it goes on to state that Pet nights will be held on Dec 4 and 11 from 6 - 9pm.
My first thought was, “How pathetic”
Then…
“So, Santa, what did Trixie want for Christmas?”
To
“Gee, I wonder how that conversation might have gone?”
So, here’s my stab at it.
Santa: So, Trixie, what do you want for Christmas this year.
Trixie: Bark.
Santa: And have you been a good doggie?
Trixie: Bark, bark.
Santa: So, smile for the camera.
Trixie: (blank stare)
<sutter clicks>
Santa: That’s a good dog. Have a merry Christmas.
I still want to know what Trixie meant by “Bark” and “Bark, bark.” What do you think?
Of course, I could take this in all kinds of directions. Like the Trixie peeing on Santa, or if it’s even possible for a dog to be good OR bad. But, I’ll leave that for you all to just imagine on your own.
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